Squirrel who thinks he's a dog

the other morning while i was meditating i heard this weird scraping sound like someone was rubbing 2 rocks together. i tried to ignore it, but after a while my curiosity got the better of me. i walked over to the window and looked around.

then i spotted this big fat squirrel up in the tree, right where our clothes line is tied in. he was up there with a big ass bone that he must have stolen from ella. it was like as thick around as he was. don't know how that fool got up the tree with that bone, but he was up there scraping his teeth on it. then he spotted me, dropped the bone and ran. the bone fell out of the tree and bounced half way across the lawn to land about 10 feet from my window.

he paused on the ground looking at me, and then looking at the bone -- back and forth -- back and forth -- trying to decide whether to take it back. finally he ran away. freaky squirrel.